Cracked: The Length of a Year

"You know, a year's really a long time," her friend said.

"Compared to what?" she replied.

"You know, compared to everything! What's the hold up? I mean, you either are or you aren't going to do this. It's been a YEAR."

She sighed, took a drink of her iced tea, and rolled her eyes around for a moment.

"Well?" her friend continued.

"I don't know," she answered. "I've learned something in the length of a year and that's that nothing is ever timely. I've resorted to relying on Fate, the Universe, and my own sense of self-worth."

"You're crazy. What about your eggs?"

"Eggs. Yes. I eat more eggs now." she answered.